What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:56

A View to a Kill
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?
From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.